meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon because, according to legend, I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon I approve of this so much.
mcporno: keep your eyes peeled
jolivet: simon-the-jewish-vampire: snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! THIS IS THE BEST
lolzpicx: Responsibility Picking a career Thinking about the future
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
the-page-of-rage: twingeneticist: THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH NOOOO
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
dontblink-onbakerstreet: xemilykikix: Every. Fucking. Time.
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
rinmae: godtie: godtie: meu-mix: godtie: meu-mix: sebthemagicdragon: godtie: [hisses loudly] DUDE SHUT UP DAVE YOU ARE BEING DISRUPTIVE. I WILL TAKE ALL YOU MOTHERFCUKERS DOWN COME THE FUCK AT ME I CAN FUCK YOU UP WITH MY HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BAC DONT TEST ME MOTHERFUCKERS DAVID LORAINE STRIDER I WILL NEVER ALCHEMIZE APPLE JUICE FOR YOU EVER AGAIN IF YOU DON’T STOP...
im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: guceubcuesu: hey Watchu got there a skull that connects to my spine hbu
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: wearejohnlocked: maakara: ?????????????????????????????? ????????????????? why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
all-the-gay-ships: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? go to sleep